Alice fully back in the interrogation mode and walks ahead of Bette and
Tina: Lets go in ladies shall we.
Bette and Tina both entered Alice’s apartment.
Bette began to wring her hands.
Alice: Hey guys want to sit at the kitchen table.
Bette and Tina: Sure.
Alice takes a mental note of their synchronized reply.
The three ladies enter the kitchen.
Alice: Coffee, tea, juice, soda anyone.
Bette: I’ll have a chocolate strawberry slurpee.
Before Alice could reply
Tina arched her eyebrow at Bette.
Bette mouths to Tina: What?
“We’ll both have tea Al, thanks,” Tina raising both her eyebrows to communicate with Bette.
Alice just watched the exchanged and thought oh brother Tina is in more trouble than I thought and so is Bette.
Alice prepared the tea and sat at the table with the ladies.
To start the conversation Alice first talked to Bette and Tina about how her day went at work. Alice then provided some trivial information about herself to Bette in the hopes Bette would provide some information in return. However Bette just waited with baited breath on Alice’s next words.
Okay go to plan B Alice thought to herself.
Alice: So Bette just how did you get Tina pregnant?
Alice: What I’m curious. I’m dying to know the answer.
Tina clinched her jaws and gave Alice a stare that would be considered illegal in most states.
Alice backed down.
Bette put her hands together on the table and held her head down briefly.
Bette: Tee it’s okay. I’m a big girl. I can handle the question.
Tina: but can I?
Bette looked confused: What do you mean?
Tina: Bette we don’t need to tell Alice anything about our sex life. It’s not any of her business.
Alice: Okay so now I know part of the answer but how?
Bette: Well I’m from a planet of an all female race and we mate with each other and reproduce.
Alice: How is this possible and why has the government never found your planet.
Bette: I’m not sure actually why we can reproduce and earth females cannot reproduce with eachother. As to your second question we are light years away from earth and I guess your government has never found the right technology to reach our planet.
Alice: Well I just don’t buy it. All this being from another planet and reproducing just seems too hard to belief.
Tina: But Alice you saw her beam me to another location that day when I… I… well you know what I mean.
Alice: That could have been a magic trick TK. I mean Tina this is just too hard to believe. Tina have you seen her ship and this other planet?
Alice shaking her head: Come on TK, you are hormonal and maybe she is playing with your mind.
Tina: That’s it Alice I have had enough of your ridiculous questions!
Alice: But I’m just getting started.
Tina: The hell you are!
“I can show you my ship,” Bette said quietly.
Tina and Alice both turned to look at Bette.
Tina: No Bette you don’t have to prove anything to Alice.
“Tina, your friend is questioning my identity and your sanity.