Alice: I mean Bette, Jes TK touchy, touchy. Can I meet her? I mean TK I think I have the right to ask some questions.
Tina: Okay but be nice Al.
Alice crossing her fingers: Scouts honor
Alice: Hey where do you guys want to meet, here at the planet?
Tina: How about your place? I know you’ll want to ask her some personal questions that might be embarrassing to her. Please just be gentle.
Alice: TK, you make me sound like an sensitive monster. Where has my best friend went to that believes in me?
Tina (looking at Alice with a half knowing smile): She’s right here and for the record I'm not saying I don’t trust you I’m just saying that sometimes Al that mind of yours starting working overtime and by the time it finishes your prey has turn to ashes.
Alice: My, my how dramatic.
Tina (Squinting her eye): Well maybe just a little but Al you know I’m telling the truth.
Alice: Yeah, yeah just meet me at my place tomorrow at five o’clock sharp, sister.
Tina: Hey what about 12noon instead.
Alice: What you want me to meet you guys on my lunch break?
Alice: So I want have all day to question her I suppose.
Tina: That’s not the reason.
Alice: Yeah right.
Tina: Okay maybe just a little but also Al we need to prepare for the trip to my hometown. I called my parents and informed them that we would be in town two days from now.
Alice: I thought you said this chic had a spaceship and you could beam anywhere?
Tina: Well she does and we can but I want Bette to experience a road trip and besides this will give her the chance to overcome any nervousness about meeting my parents. Also I admit I’m nervous as well.
Alice: Wow, what I would not give to see the expression on your conservative parents face when they learned your knocked up and gay.
Tina: Alice you are not helping.
Alice looking seriously: I’m just saying, Tina you need to get with the reality of the situation.
Tina: Oh believe me, I’ve went over it a thousands times in my head and still I don’t see how they want seriously disown me but I have to do it. For me and looking down at her stomach and for our child.
Alice: Tina your parents love you. I’ve seen nothing but love coming from them each time I meet them.
Tina: Yea Al I know but this might just kill them.
Alice saying under her breath yea you got that right.
Tina: What did you say?
Alice : Oh um I said So you want me to meet the space woman who knocked you up at my house, I guess I can arranged that.
Tina: Alice please don’t call her space woman or alien to her face and for God sake stop saying I’m knocked up.
Alice saying in protest: But you said it first!?
Tina arching her eye brow and then turning on her heels: I’m allowed, see you tomorrow.
Alice turned around shaking her head and then rubbing her hands together and whispering in a low excited voice): This is going to be so much fun!
The next day- Bette and Tina are standing out of her Alice’s apartment.
Bette saids in a soft voice with puppy dog eyes: Tina are you sure she will like me.
Tina took Bette’s hand in her own.
Bette shuttered from the contact.
Tina looked into Bette’s eye: Listen sweetie I swear she will love you because I love you.
Bette looked seriously at Tina: But you love me because I can make you scream.
Tina started to laugh hysterically and Bette soon followed.
Bette: Oh my God did I just say that.
Tina: Yes you did babe but I’ll let it go because I know you are nervous but seriously Bette because you can make me scream.
Tina began ringing the doorbell while still laughing.
Bette: All I’m saying is you might be a little bias, you know.