The Kennards walked out ahead of Bette and Tina as they walked hand in hand. Bette leaned over and whispered so only Tina would hear her private thoughts.
"I remember asking a while back for someone to kill me," Bette muttered. "Did that actually happen and I missed it? This isn't hell that requires you to wear this kind of sweatshirt?"
"Welcome to the week of sunning your fine ass in LA," Tina leaned in laughing, kissing Bette's neck and pulling her close as they walked out of The Planet.
08/03/2007 ,
09:53:14 AM From:
Eddy Comments:
HE HE First - Great Story - Post soon
08/03/2007 ,
10:11:42 AM From:
kbergin47 Comments:
This is so funny. I'm surprised Alice is still alive though! I hope B&T can find a few minutes of alone time to do....you know what;) PPS!
08/03/2007 ,
10:16:43 AM From:
AngelDana Comments:
Haha. I wouldn't mind sunning Bette's fine buns :D Or Tina's now you mention it.
08/03/2007 ,
10:33:17 AM From:
trecelovinit Comments:
This story is hilarious to me!!!
08/03/2007 ,
11:46:35 AM From:
smiley Comments:
Hilarious G! this is going to be so much fun! Despite Bette asking to be killed she is going to be a big ball of mush when they leave! P.S- I will be sure to hold you to my shout-out! Post soon!
08/03/2007 ,
11:53:55 AM From:
akalittlered Comments:
Gumby, That made my day!! I just hope that B&T do get some alone time. This story is so GREAT!!! Thanks
08/03/2007 ,
12:01:09 PM From:
azmama Comments:
This is so funny! After the appearance of the matching sweatshirt for Bette, I am surprised she didn't whisper to Tina that "it'll be a cold day in hell before I relieve your sexual frustrations." But I guess that would be cutting off one's nose to spite one's face. PPS.
08/03/2007 ,
12:47:09 PM From:
Paula53 Comments:
What a scene with Bette in the Sun your buns in LA sweatshirt and the hand made glitter posters for Dana's match....humiliation for everyone!!!!!This is great fun, please post soon!
08/03/2007 ,
12:54:28 PM From:
Dainty Comments:
So much damned fun. I know B&T would love to kill Alice and the rest are just hilarious. Great. PPS
08/03/2007 ,
13:12:45 PM From:
justloveB+T Comments:
Tears are simply running over my face! This is so amazingly funny, I can barely stand it! LMFAO! I can SO see Bette's face when she has to wear that sweatshirt! OMG :0 LOL Thanks for the update gumbs! Hope to tty soon!
08/03/2007 ,
13:43:25 PM From:
Audi Comments:
This story is hilarious.. but also cruel to Bette and Tina. I totally love family but damn.. they barge in, have an plan of everywhere they want to go, and bring you embarassing clothes. That is like a flashback to fourth grade hell. Poor Bette and Tina and their alone time ruined. PPS.
08/03/2007 ,
14:19:09 PM From:
Braz Comments:
"Bette knew Tina's shortness was due to her sexual frustration, which wouldn't be relieved for another week given her family was there and staying at their house." Oh...C´mon...There´s a lot of bathroom, hotel rooms, cars, motels,...whatever :) Choose one and let the girls have fun :)! PPS!
08/03/2007 ,
15:21:55 PM From:
superdaddy Comments:
what a riot....TOTALLY!!!!! lil ole Tina is already showing signs of frustration....what is a girl gonna do??? LOL!!!!
08/03/2007 ,
15:48:50 PM From:
brighteyez07 Comments:
Too freakin funny, this so reminds me of the fun banter from season 1. It also makes me so miss Dana's quirky character.
08/03/2007 ,
17:14:54 PM From:
miamigrl Comments:
LMAO! Tina's family is cute BUT embarassing!
08/03/2007 ,
17:36:14 PM From:
Bailey Comments:
Perfection again. B&T could always duck into the Planet bathroom--seems to work for Marina :)
08/03/2007 ,
18:12:36 PM From:
lucybelly Comments:
Absolutely love the story... too funny! This will be quite the week. Looking forward to Ma Kennard fixin' up a mess of vittles. Poor Dana, that friend's box will never be the same.
08/03/2007 ,
18:35:53 PM From:
Jobadge Comments:
Brilliant chapter mate! Posterboard and glitter!! LOL I'm almost positive that she will end up making some concoction and requesting that Bette display it in her gallery!!!
08/03/2007 ,
21:23:23 PM From:
samari Comments:
wonder what they would have done it bette and tina had decided to go away for that weekend and not tell anyone. hmmm...guess alice would have some guests to entertain. interesting or scary?
08/03/2007 ,
22:30:42 PM From:
gogk Comments:
Great! i can imagine Bette's face... priceless! well job my friend i hope read more about this great story soon
08/03/2007 ,
22:31:23 PM From:
DoubleL Comments:
Ha Ha Ha! This is great! B&T should've just borrowed Marina's office :-) I can't wait to read what happens next. PPS!
08/03/2007 ,
22:49:36 PM From:
honda90 Comments:
Holy Cow.....gumby you have too much for me to comment on...I love it all, and Natalie too!!!
08/03/2007 ,
23:25:39 PM From:
jb621 Comments:
"She could turn my letters anytime," Alice added sipping her coffee. "You shouldn't make Wheel of Fortune dirty," Donna scolded. ---this one line had be laughing so loud that my daughter came out of her room to ask me what was so funny! LMAO! You are HILARIOUS! So much fun....
08/04/2007 ,
22:40:42 PM From:
pattifloatn Comments:
Oh man this is going to be a very long week. Maybe Bette and Tina can sneak off to end that frustrated look on Tina's face.
08/04/2007 ,
23:48:03 PM From:
Lamentamini Comments:
I had to look up what Gepetto was. LMAO!
08/04/2007 ,
23:54:30 PM From:
mcee Comments:
I absolutely love this--it is brilliant and funny! Your portrayal of Dana reminds me how much I miss her on the show.
08/05/2007 ,
09:42:24 AM From:
bettefortina Comments:
So I'm still rolling around on the floor laughing my ass off from the first chapter and then you bless me w/ this little gem. Bette in that sweatshirt....No Way! And if Tina is this cranky on day 1 I'd hate to be anywhere near her at week's end, PPS! I'm loving the funny and lightheartedness of this story.
08/05/2007 ,
15:57:25 PM From:
jp22 Comments:
Ha! Serves Alice right, she took way too much delight in springing that surprise on Bette and Tina. The posterboard, the glitter... I'm cringing for Dana right now. The support is always nice to have, but still... glitter. And as for that sweatshirt Bette has to wear... LOL. Your stories are such a treat, Gumby, I love them. Thanks for the great post!
08/05/2007 ,
21:24:26 PM From:
lami Comments:
Just love this story. Thank you.
08/05/2007 ,
23:13:39 PM From:
Lonely_Artist Comments:
Oh God woman, this is funny ya know? I should be sleeping by now, but no... I am alone in my bedroom laughing like a mad. Ppl at home will def. think Im nuts. And it's all your fault! Great as usual sweetheart. Later!
08/06/2007 ,
12:13:12 PM From:
robbeedee Comments:
HEy G-Gal, Love the lightness of touch with thsi story. Humor is so hard to get just right and you nail it every time. I really smile when I start reading the latest chapter and end in fits of laughter with tears rolling down my face. Thank you for brining this warm and humorous tale to life. Your Loyal Fan.
08/06/2007 ,
14:58:22 PM From:
coop Comments:
tourist sweatshirts or not, Bette and Tina can sun they're buns in my backyard any day. Too funny. I hope our girls a little bit of time alone.
10/11/2007 ,
01:35:06 AM From:
ut Comments:
That was so funny and love it!
