Previously... 

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Bette was visibly perturbed…“What the hell are you doing here?”

Oblivious to Bette’s aversion…“I have been following your career.  Word on the street is your artist up and left.  I figured I would take my chance…” 

“Candace, you need to leave now.”

“Bette, I still have feelings for you.  Now you are free.  Come on, have a cup of coffee with me…please?”

“Candace, seriously, just leave…you have already fucked up my life enough as it is.”

“Bette, come on, we were so good together.  Just give me the chance to show you what you have been missing.”

“Candace, I…”

“Bette, why are you resisting this?”

“I…”

“You what?  Bette, you know you want this, you know you can’t resist this.” Candace motioned to her body…

Bette was getting very frustrated, besides the fact that she did NOT want to engage in this conversation, especially after she had such a beautiful morning with Tina.  Everything had to be perfect. She thought… What is this? Like a fucking test?  God, seriously, I thought we could be happy at least for a little while.  How in the hell did she know I would be here?  How did she know that Jodi and I were over?  Keeping tabs on me…Seriously…can you say STALKER? 

I am slightly scared for my life….If she wants this to get ugly, she is so fucking screwed…

Bette had enough with trying to politely get rid of Candace, now she was ready to give her a piece of her mind…“What the fuck do you mean ‘you have been following my career’ are you stalking me or something?”

“No, come on baby, it is nothing like that.  I have a friend who works at the university, that’s all…”

“DON’T call me baby, I was never your baby…”

“Come on, Bette, don’t be like this.  Give me a chance to show you how much I still love you.  How great we could still be together.”

“Are you fucking kidding me?”… 

Meanwhile…

Tina was outraged…“What does she think she is doing here?”

Kit was drawing a blank…“Umm….Who is that?”

“Candace….Waiting for the name to register with Kit… “The carpenter…”

“Oh…hell no… what the hell is she doing here?”

“I have no idea, but I refuse to let her fuck with my life anymore...here, take Angelica.”

Kit was concerned that Tina was about to do something completely irrational…“But… Tina, I thought you said you forgave Bette…”

“Oh, I have…but that fucking bitch has had this coming for loooong time.”

Tina handed Angelica to Kit and began walking over to Bette and Candace.  Alice and Shane could see the interaction between Kit and Tina but they could not see who Bette was talking to.  They hurried over to Kit…

“What’s going on Kit?”

“Oh, that skanky whore is fucking screwed.”

Alice and Shane turned their attention to Bette…immediately they recognized Candace.

The scene before her eyes got Alice’s undivided attention…“Oh, I soo need a front row seat to this.”

Shane wasn’t quite sure how to refute Alice, she was also interested in the scene that was about to come to pass before them…“Come on, Al…this is between Bette, Tina, and Candace.”

“Like hell it is, fuck…this is going to be amazing… nothing this exciting has happened here since, well…since Tina threw that table at Bette…Taking a second to think back… Man, that girl is strong…”

Alice and Shane hastily strode over to an empty table close to the entrance, just as Tina was coming up behind Bette…she took her time walking over, as she was considering her options…Oh, I cannot believe her gall.  Coming into The Planet, coming to what?  Win Bette back?  Seriously, did she think she ever really had Bette? Bette was so fucked up back then.  So was I.  That is the only reason why anything happened between them. 

Ok Tina, just calm down….you can have some fun with this…oh look, there is Shane and Alice.  All right girls, pay attention.  Maybe Al can talk about this on her little chart…

As Tina got closer to Bette and Candace, she could clearly make out the words of their discussion…

“Come on, Bette, don’t be like this.  Give me a chance to show you how much I still love you.  How great we could still be together.”

“Are you fucking kidding me?”… 

Tina easily slid her arms around Bette’s waist, and intertwined her finger’s with Bette’s.   This sensation immediately gave Bette a sense of relief, that regardless of the situation they were currently faced with, Tina had truly forgiven her…and now, it was time for a little fun…

Bette turned her head to the side so that she could glance at Tina.  She gave her a smile as Tina leant forward, and planted a highly erotic kiss on her lover’s lips.  Getting lost in the moment, their heated embrace began to escalate until they were rudely interrupted by Candace clearing her voice.  Tina pulled back from Bette’s lips, but not before she lightly nipped at her lips and then winking at Bette, with a mischievous grin.

Then Tina commenced Operation: Drop Kick the Bitch’s Ass…Pulling Bette to her tighter and resting her head on Bette’s shoulder…“Hey baby, I missed you…”

“Oh, I’m sorry T…”

Candace was visibly upset…“What the hell are you guys playing at?”

Tina turned her head to face Candace without taking it from Bette’s shoulder and innocently replied…“Oh hi…I didn’t see you there.”

“Like hell you didn’t…”

“Excuse me, what is that supposed to mean?”

“It doesn’t matter, You aren’t with Bette….Bette just broke up with that artist girl.”

Tina was really starting to have fun…“Jodi…yea, that was like 2 days ago though…”

“So obviously, you guys are pretending to be a couple for some odd reason.”

“No, sorry, you snooze, you lose.”

Bette was getting into this game of Tina’s, with a smirk, she lightly rubbed her hips deeper into Tina’s and added…“Literally…”

Happy that Bette was adding to the conversation, Tina returned her attention to Bette…“But, Babe, we did sleep about three hours this morning…”

“Yes, my love, but that was only after we had been having hot make up sex for hours and we were completely exhausted… and if I remember clearly, we only fell victim to our exhaustion after we tightly wrapped our sweaty appendages around each other…”

Tina loved that she and Bette had easily fallen back into their silly banter… “Yea, that was the best nap I have had in a long time.”

Candace was taken aback by this exchange between Bette and Tina, but she refused to believe that they were telling her the truth… “There is no fucking way…”

“Oh yes there is…speaking of which…babe, we haven’t made hot passionate love in over two hours…I am starting to go through Porter withdrawals.”

“Oh, Shut up Tina…you already had your chance with Bette and fucked it up…royally.  Give it up.  Let her be with a real woman.”

Bette turned to Candace…“You honestly think you are a real woman?...Tina is much more a woman than you could ever fathom of becoming”…Bette was on a roll… “And more to the point, it is clear to me now that you are an emotional cripple without any kind of capacity to understand true love...”

Tina looks at Bette, mischievously raised her eyebrows at her partner in crime, then she continued with her final blow…

“And we’re no longer willing to waste our valuable time on you…so, step off bitch!”

Candace was furious.  But, for the first time, she really looked at Bette and Tina, she could finally see that they were not putting up an act.  Without another word, she stormed out of The Planet. 

Bette quickly turned and pulled Tina into an all encompassing hug…She whispered into Tina’s ear… “Thank you …thank you…thank you…you are so amazing…”

Tina moved her head back and pressed her forehead against Bette’s… “I have been waiting a long time to do that, to completely decimate that slut”…Grinning… “really fun…”

“Well, I am glad you could finally get some enjoyment out of that situation.”

Bette and Tina both started to laugh… “Come on T, let’s get boo and head out of here…someone has some moving to do.”

They turned to find Alice and Shane staring at them, dumbfounded. 

Tina smirked… “And that, ladies, is how it is done.”

“T, that was frackin hot.”

“Thanks Al…alright girls, Bette and I have some things we need to take care of.  Brunch was great….”

Alice wanted details…“Kennard, seriously?  You can’t just put on a performance like that, and then walk out.”