Kitty: Noooooo, not red faced!

Boo: I’m gonna barf, for real Cat! I need help with ideas to break them up.

Kitty: Use the ones we came up with for the last girlfriend.

Boo: I can’t, she’ll know. My mom’s not dumb!

Kitty: Then talk 2 her, your mom is cool and will understand!

Boo: I don’t know what my mom sees in that leach! I’ve tried to talk to her and she doesn’t listen.

Kitty: I know it’s hard. Just try again. Why aren’t we over there anyway since you’re at your Mama B’s house? I thought we were supposed to have a sleepover there?

Boo: I’m sick of Jules and Erin drooling over how cool they think my mom is.

Kitty: You think they drool over her?

Boo: Don’t you?

Kitty: Dunno, never thought of it.

Boo: Hang on…brb

Angelica heard a door close out in the living room. She thought about what Cathy said and figured she had nothing to lose by telling Bette that the last 8 months Bette had been dating Kristen have been the worst of her life.

Boo: Back, I think the leach is gone, I heard the front door close.

Kitty: Are you going to be in trouble for being up so late? If you talk to her now she might be mad you’re up.

Boo: I don’t care, they’re been together so long they’re practically married Cat!

Kitty: Awwww…do it then, talk to her and I’ll hang out here for when you get done in case you need me.

Boo: You’re the best Cat, thanks!

Angelica opened her bedroom door and looked at the time. The clock read just after midnight. She went into Bette’s room since the house was silent, thinking she had laid down for the night. However, Bette wasn’t there so Angelica ventured out into the kitchen. She saw the pool lights reflecting off the dark of night. Bette was leaning up against the side of the pool, her back to the house. Her hair was wet, she looked like she had just finished a swim and was relaxing after a long day.

Angelica went back into her room and slipped on her flip-flops so her feet wouldn’t get wet. She made her way out to the patio preparing her speech for her mother. She wanted to make sure she threw in there how her and Tina were meant to be together, but to phrase it in a manner where it wasn’t obvious what she wanted. She approached the pool but stopped when she heard Bette make a noise. She walked further into the backyard opening her mouth to get Bette’s attention when she heard a moan. This time, she stopped to look at her mother wondering what was wrong. Bette threw her head back and moaned out Kristen’s name.

“Oh God, right there Kristen!”

Angelica froze, she had just walked in on her mother having sex in the pool. She blinked, unable to move her feet from the place she was standing, her heart beating fast, her mouth agape. It went from bad to worse quickly as Bette hoisted herself out of the pool naked, sitting on the side with her legs spread open. Kristen still stood in the pool with her face between Bette’s legs. She watched in horror as Bette placed her hands on the top of Kristen’s wet hair, smiling as she looked down at her.

Angelica ran back inside, she had seen way too much. She didn’t know everything about the birds and the bees, but her friends had told her enough where she knew what was being done to her mother.

Bette was startled, she thought she heard a noise and pulled Kristen’s head away from her center to still her for a moment.

“Did you hear that?” she asked in a husky tone.

“No,” Kristen said smiling up at her, “you’re hearing things Baby.” Kristen kissed the inside of Bette’s thigh to coax her attention back to their intimate moment.

Bette looked back again and then down at Kristen and smiled apologetically. “I’m sorry but let me check on her really quick.”

Angelica heard her mother making her way down the hallway so she threw herself under the covers and turned to face the wall so Bette couldn’t see her face. Bette opened the door to her room allowing a small amount of light to enter. She stood there momentarily, watching her daughter breathe. After a few moments she gently closed the door again, and Angelica let out a sigh of relief that she hadn’t been discovered. She quickly grabbed her laptop and opened it again, bringing it out of it’s sleeping mode.

Boo: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

Kitty: WHAT?

Boo: I can’t believe what just happened!

Kitty: WHAT?

Boo: I can’t…my God I can’t even type it Cat!

Kitty: WHAT? GRRRRRRRRRRR……

Boo: I saw my mom!

Kitty: That’s what you wanted right? I thought you were going to go talk to her?!

Boo: NOOOOOOOO…you aren’t listening!

Kitty: I am so lost!

Boo: I saw my mom, with the leach!

Kitty: And?

Boo: “Saw them” Cat…think about it!

Kitty: What were they doing?

Boo: Think about it….God I can’t spell it out for you! I am so mortified!

Kitty: They weren’t…um…errr….

Boo: Having sex? Yes they were…*THUD*

Kitty: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW….you saw your mom?!?!?!?

Boo: I won’t ever be the same, I saw my mom having sex and now I’m scarred for life! I will never want to have sex in my life! It was so gross Cat, I can’t even tell you…*BARF*

Angelica snapped her focus back to present day when a forceful knock came once again, accompanied by a rather impatient sounding voice.

“Fine,” Bette said, “if you won’t come out then we’ll figure a way to get in there!”

Tina took another sip of wine to calm her aggravation.

“Angie open this door now!” Bette was growing angry and her daughter knew it in the tone of voice. “All we want to do is help!” Bette put her palm against the door and smacked it hard to show Angelica she wasn’t kidding around.

“What I want to do is kill that little bitch myself,” Tina muttered as she took another sip of her wine.

“And we wonder where our daughter gets her aggressiveness?” Bette arched her eyebrow in Tina’s direction.

“I don’t get it from anyone,” Angelica unlocked the door and walked out past where her mothers were, “I’m my own person!”