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Title: Situations...
Author: Jobadge  [ Send a Private Message ]    [ View Author Bio ]
Copyright: Mine 2006
Content Rating: R
Disclaimer: IC & Showtime
Author's Note: I think insanity has set in...

Summary: "Will there ever be a time when we are too old to have sex...?" Bette Porter
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Bette flopped back on the bed, her breathing ragged, her chest rising and falling as she ran her tongue along her lips, tasting the sweet nectar of her lover.

 

“Jesus Bette, fuck…” Tina was gasping for air as she floated back down to earth from the second almighty orgasm of the day so far.

 

“Ah… god…T… will there ever be a time when we are too old to have sex…?”

 

“You have got to be kidding me right…?”

 

“What… I just wondered, you know it’s one of life’s questions, that no one know the answer to…”

 

“Bette, Angelica worked really hard to get us this place, it’s really hard to find a double room in these kind of places…”

 

“I know she did T, and I love her to bits for it…”

 

“Well she knew that even at our age, it’s still an important part of our relationship…”

 

“She’s a great kid isn’t she T…?” Bette said smiling, looking at her birthday cards on the mantle piece, the gold numbers on the central card shining for all to see, typical Alice, for getting her grandson to buy a card with her age on it.

 

“Bette, she isn’t a kid anymore…”

 

“But she’s still our kid, I don’t care that she’s fifty next birthday.”

 

“Isn’t it great that these Residential Care Homes cater for couples…?”

 

“Yeah its great babe, T…?”

 

“Yes babe…?”

 

“Can you pass me my teeth…?”

 

 

 

 




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08/08/2006 , 10:55:00 AM
From: Lamentamini
Comments: OH GOD! I swear if it wasn't B&T I would've run away from the computer at the mention of Angie being 50 next birthday.



08/08/2006 , 10:56:13 AM
From: SadiK
Comments: LMAO ok you're crazy, but I'm really loving it. Keep it going !!



08/08/2006 , 10:58:24 AM
From: B
Comments: Hun...if i could stop laughing...i could leave a decent comment....all i can say is you too are a woman of many talents...and comedy seems to be one of em!.............Brillient yet again!



08/08/2006 , 10:59:41 AM
From: smiley
Comments: "Can you pass me my teeth...?" LOL! I think insanity has set in but I LOVE IT! Sorry but I had to replace the "old farts" back to the young faces and bodies of Tibette! Thanks for the laughs!



08/08/2006 , 11:01:24 AM
From: arkaycee
Comments: I'm at my desk laughing out loud! Fortunately, I'm the only one here. But that was great! How many other mysteries of the universe will you try to solve here?



08/08/2006 , 11:02:02 AM
From: smiley
Comments: I have a question: Did Bette have a meaningul relationship prior to TIna? Why do people assume that Bette was this big time player?



08/08/2006 , 11:11:58 AM
From: Van
Comments: can u pass me my teeth....residential care home.......RMAO....FUNNY,



08/08/2006 , 11:19:46 AM
From: prasnil
Comments: Oh my god, Jo! You come up with the craziest ideas :)) "Can you pass me my teeth...?" LMAO



08/08/2006 , 11:26:52 AM
From: fergz1
Comments: I am laughing so fucking hard..I am crying. I love your insanity!



08/08/2006 , 11:57:21 AM
From: CHH
Comments: Mae West had a saying..."when I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better" Jobadge - you're bad!



08/08/2006 , 12:15:23 PM
From: hansen
Comments: OMG....that was totally fucking hilarious!!!! I didn't know you had this funny/crazy side, but I love it :o))



08/08/2006 , 12:20:55 PM
From: Madcapper
Comments: This one is hilarious



08/08/2006 , 13:06:58 PM
From: mette hartmann
Comments: LOL - I´m so addicted to your stories.



08/08/2006 , 14:34:21 PM
From: funnyone
Comments: I read this one first as I am fast approaching 50. What's so fucking funny? Lamentamini, you are a big coward.



08/08/2006 , 14:35:43 PM
From: funnyone
Comments: Actually, the lack of teeth could have it's benefits in certain, um, uh, areas.



08/08/2006 , 14:52:40 PM
From: Brownie84
Comments: LMAO. So funny!



08/08/2006 , 16:03:48 PM
From: jb621
Comments: You are too funny...I laughed out loud when I read Angelica is 50. Good Lord..B&T are still doing the nasty..they have got to be pushing 80 -85? Its a miracle that they can still roll off one another ! I am still laughing at the "pass me my teeth" statement. Absolutely brilliant.



08/08/2006 , 17:17:24 PM
From: ladichi
Comments: Absolutely hilarious...I can't stop laughing.



08/08/2006 , 17:40:06 PM
From: scaper
Comments: I'm with B on this one. I can't stop laughing. That final line....Girl you are priceless



08/08/2006 , 18:40:39 PM
From: azmama
Comments: Too funny!!



08/08/2006 , 19:20:01 PM
From: DoubleL
Comments: LMAO!



08/08/2006 , 20:56:14 PM
From: tylo
Comments: omg angie is 50



08/08/2006 , 22:53:39 PM
From: ut
Comments: This is so fucking funny and I lmao, so hilarious can't stop laughing, love them. This is so good!!!!!!!!!!



08/08/2006 , 23:05:51 PM
From: skycaptain
Comments: lol......that was funny...that caught me off guard...lol...loved it.



08/09/2006 , 06:08:34 AM
From: nzgrl
Comments: LMAO!



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