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Friday Fantasy Challenge #7: Freaky Friday...L Word Style! by Seahurst Page 5

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Tina came running out of the bedroom with a look of pure relief on her face. "Kit!! I am so glad you’re here!"

Bette stopped long enough to plant a quick, but intense kiss on Tina’s lips, and then in long purposeful strides, walked back into the bedroom, leaving a stunned Tina and Angus behind her.

Without thinking, Tina put her fingers to her lips, and whispered, "My God, they even kiss alike!"

"Bette!" Bette yelled, "Where are you?"

Coming to her senses, Tina rushed after her lover’s sister and entered the bedroom right behind her.

"Kit, please talk to her. I don’t know what’s going on, but she won’t come out of the bathroom. She is just sitting in there talking to herself."

"It’s okay baby, I’ll take care of it." Bette reached up and caressed Tina’s cheek with her hand, but when she saw the confusion on Tina’s face, she immediately lowered her hand. Clearing her throat, she looked back at the door.

"So, what has she been saying?" She asked.

"Well, I haven’t been able to make everything out, but it sounds like she keeps repeating the words, "There’s no place like home." and then I hear this clicking sound. And, then she repeats it over and over again."

Tina reached out and grabbed her sister-in-law’s hand, pleading with her. "Please Kit, help her. I don’t know what to do...I don’t even know what’s wrong."

Bette squeezed the hand of her lover, wanting so badly to tell her she was right there, and all would be okay. She just needed to figure out what happen. And then, as she looked into the worried eyes of the woman she loved, it hit her. ‘...there will be a man in your future.....you will be standing before a crowd.’

‘Oh my God,’ she thought. That woman! ‘...soon you will find out that all is not as it seems.’

"Kit Porter, open this door right now!!" Bette yelled at the door, choosing to ignore the gasp that came from behind her.

"Bette," Kit’s voice was soft and scared. "Is that you baby sis?"

Another gasp came from behind her, which again she chose to ignore. "Yes, now open the door, we have someplace to go!"

Slowly the bathroom door opened, and the head of Bette Porter poked out, looking around.

"Jesus Kit, I’m not that scary. Now, come on...we have a tarot card reader to visit."

Bette grabbed onto what should have been her own hand, and started for the door. But, when she passed Tina she stopped, wrapping her up in her free arm and holding her close.

Whispering, she reassured her. "I know you’re scared, and I know that you don’t understand what is happening, but just know this..." Then repeating her words from the night before, she continued. "This is not our truth. I love you with my entire being. Please don’t worry."

For the third time in less than two minutes, Tina gasped and covered her mouth with her hand. "Bette?" She whispered.

Bette smiled and winked at her, and started for the door, only to stop one more time.

"Oh, and Tina," she said, grinning at the love of her life, while rubbing her stomach.

"Next time I’m having the baby."

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06/16/2006 , 05:04:19 AM
From: snQQpy
Comments: I'm scared of whats in your head!!



06/16/2006 , 05:08:30 AM
From: snQQpy
Comments: I'm scared of whats in your head!! Dont know what happened to the rest of my comment. This type of writing takes a lot imagination. You and the voices in your head must seriously have a good time hanging out with each other!! Seahurst, you NEVER cease to amaze me. And as always, I look forward to what you'll come up with next. Life with you must be a laugh a minute cause you keep me in stiches!!!!! -_-



06/16/2006 , 06:35:37 AM
From: Jwet
Comments: OH girl thanks so much for staying up and finishing this it's a gem. I love the thoughts and how you freeking it all seemed. Laughing hard this morning. Thanks



06/16/2006 , 07:02:05 AM
From: Michellia
Comments: LMAO



06/16/2006 , 08:44:01 AM
From: BetteAndTinaForever
Comments: this was hilarious...poor kit...i'm glad bette never lost her strength



06/16/2006 , 09:25:48 AM
From: trecelovinit
Comments: You scare me sometimes with what's in your head, girl!!! I've been laughing hard this morning!



06/16/2006 , 09:56:35 AM
From: curioust
Comments: Ooh didn't expect that at all. Really cool switch. Funny as hell.



06/16/2006 , 10:59:34 AM
From: Nana S
Comments: Hihihi "there is no place like home" was really funny!!!



06/16/2006 , 12:10:24 PM
From: prasnil
Comments: Oh Dear! LOL :)) Kit and Bette! That was hilarious. Thx Sea.



06/16/2006 , 12:29:46 PM
From: tylo
Comments: sweetttttttttttttttttttt



06/16/2006 , 12:45:09 PM
From: funnyone
Comments: That has to be a traumatic way to wake up. I'd at least need a cup of coffee. That should teach Bette to scoff at things she doesn't understand.



06/16/2006 , 15:29:34 PM
From: special_ed1845
Comments: LMAO.....snQQpy



06/16/2006 , 16:15:03 PM
From: B
Comments: LMAO....That was ...eh!...weird "n" wonderful.....but i have to say...very very good...always love your stories...Thanks..



06/16/2006 , 17:44:11 PM
From: pattifloatn
Comments: I love your brain and writings. You make it seem so real. Bette's and Kit's reaction was hilarious. Loved Kit's usage of the Wizard of OZ analogy. I hope to see more of your writings soon.



06/16/2006 , 18:45:31 PM
From: Dawsons23
Comments: Wow thats crazy, what an awesome short, I loved it..write some DANISH!



06/16/2006 , 19:51:05 PM
From: bettyvhall
Comments: I would like to wander around in your head for a day. I might learn to write This was so darn funny. Poor Tina and Angus. The Porter sister has gone crazy. thanks so much for this



06/16/2006 , 19:58:02 PM
From: smiley
Comments: Freaking hialrious!!! I think this has to be one the most fun challenges to read. Whoever is in your head, don't EVER shut them up! Sea, you are the best. This is exactly what I needed to read after hearing and witnessing a friend's devastation over the loss of his 6 month old daughter today.



06/16/2006 , 21:54:56 PM
From: Massmom
Comments: So funny - Kit (Bette) sitting on the bed and saying "There's no place like home" made me laugh out loud. Thanks for burning the post-midnight oil for us.



06/16/2006 , 22:08:13 PM
From: seven
Comments: I actually guffawed, twice. Once from "Lookie there...all ready for some nookie with my little chocolate chip cookie!!" and the other time from, "...she keeps repeating the words, 'There's no place like home.' and then I hear this clicking sound. And, then she repeats it over and over again."This was priceless, Sea. I absolutely loved it. Now onto the next idea we discussed, hmm?



06/16/2006 , 22:23:53 PM
From: obzidian
Comments: Freaky indeed! I wasn't expecting Bette to be in Kit's body!! Hilarious!!!



06/16/2006 , 22:57:11 PM
From: nzgrl
Comments: LOL! Great!



06/18/2006 , 04:36:33 AM
From: Dainty
Comments: I loved SnQQpy's comment and I agree with her, I am scared to death of what is in your head. Those voices that you are hearing, please don't listen to them anymore. Seahurst, you continually surprise me, this was absolutely hilarious, just falling over funny. thanks for a great laugh. Seahurst you are amazing. Some imaginationyou have there lady.



06/18/2006 , 13:18:05 PM
From: ut
Comments: This is scary and poor Kit. Good story!



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