Take off those shorts!!" She commands.(Uh Tina, I don’t think you should use a word like MINIstrations at a time like this.)
"SHUT UP!!!!" Tina and Henry both yell.
(Okay, I’m just saying....)
Ignoring the irritating voices, and happy to be back in Tina’s good graces, Henry whips his shorts off, and as he is straightening back up, he notices the floor to ceiling mirror next to the closet. Seeing that Tina was preoccupied with her bra snaps, he pranced over to the mirror. Standing with his legs apart and his fisted hands on his hips, he admired the view. ‘Oh yeah baby, that’s what I’m talking about! A fine specimen...100% USDA prime All American beef-cake!! Henry The Hung!’ He couldn’t help smiling at his own nick name. ‘Henry-The Man Who Made a Lesbian a Hasbian! He turned to his left, and then to his right, thrusting his hips out to make ‘it’ look longer, clearly admiring the view. ‘Oh yeah baby...those five inches are looking mighty fine if I do say so myself!’
(Five inches! Okay Henry The Hung (in your dreams!!) Whatever you say!)
"Don’t listen to them Henry, they’re just jealous. Don’t you know that all lesbians are looking for a nice hard dick!?" Tina said as she sauntered over to her tall strapping male.
"Yeah!" Came Henry’s intelligent response as he sneered at the ceiling.
The two instinctively ducked and covered their ears as a cacophony of laughter filled the room, causing the walls to shake.
(Dammit Tina, it’s not nice to make us laugh so hard!! You want us to split a gut or something? After all, we are trying to write you a sex scene, with a man !!)
"This is your idea of a sex scene? Tina asked the voices incredulously.
(Well, no. My idea of a sex scene would have BETTE in it. What this is, is us relaying to our readers what you two are doing...which up til now, has not been much. So, maybe you should just, ya know, hurry up and get on with this pitiful sex-fest you left the most beautiful, sensuous woman in all of...well, anywhere for!!)
"Pitiful!!? Well maybe if you would shut up and just write, I could show you just how hot a man and woman can be!!"
(Hey, he’s all yours Tina. Go for it. We won’t say another word from here on out. The rest is all up to you. Have fun!) ((Crossing their figures behind the laptop screen, they think, ‘NOT!!’))
Giving Henry a seductive smile, she lowered her eyes until they were locked onto his man penis, and wiggled out of her panties, never taking her eyes off the prize.
"Oh God Henry, I am so hot for you!"
Tina launched herself at Henry, wrapping her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist, locking her ankles into place.
"Ugh!!" Henry’s knees buckled, and he fell forward into the mirror.
"HRUMPHHH!!!" Tina’s back slammed against the mirror, knocking the wind out of her, the back of her head smacking into the hard surface a millisecond later, causing her to see stars.
"Baby!" Henry groaned out. "I can’t hold you like this! Remember my bad back?!" Henry leaned into Tina’s body, trying to hold her up with pressure from his body. His legs were splayed open and his arms were locked straight out, fingers open wide as he leaned against the mirror, trying to hold his and Tina’s weight.
Tina’s arms had dropped when she hit the mirror, but her legs still stayed firmly locked around Henry’s waist, instinctively knowing she didn’t want to leave this position. She tried to stare at Henry, but her eyes were glazed over, and her mouth was opening and closing, like a fish out of water, as she became desperate for air.
"Tina, baby." Henry grunted, straining to hold them both up. "You have to let go of me. I can’t hold you up any longer." He slowly started to sink towards the floor.
As air finally started flowing into her lungs again, Tina seemed undeterred from her mission, which of course was to get laid by a man penis. Unlocking her ankles and lowering her feet to the floor, she grabbed Henry’s hands, and walking backwards pulled him toward the bed, her eyes sparkling. "Don’t worry Henry, we’ll just do it the old fashion way!!"
Flopping backwards onto the bed, she spread her legs and pulled Henry down with her so he was on top of her. "Oh yeah baby, get inside me! I am so ready for you!!!"
Henry grunted in pain, then slowly moved off of Tina, rolling onto his back. "I am so sorry Tina. I can’t do it in that position either. I told you, my bad back." Feeling bad that he had failed in Tina’s first two choices of positions, he grabbed her and rolled her on top of him.
"Straddle me Tina. You take control and be on top."
‘What?!’ Tina thought. ‘Dammit! I wanted to be fucked, not be the one doing the fucking!!
