"Okay - a little house keeping -- registration forms for next term need to be in by next Friday "
"Will you be teaching us Bette ?" a voice calls out

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I stare at her and she just holds my gaze with her butter-wouldn't-melt-smile. So new student Kennard - I assume you are going to do a major job of distracting me. She is not going to win this little game - I look at my watch -- 11:03 - I've got 45 maybe 50 minutes to beat Tina at her own game.

"Okay so what did everyone think of the last homework ?"

We launch straight into a conversation about pop art which has nothing to do with Mondrian but I'll bring it round to there later. I'm perched on the end of the desk which is my usual place which means that the first student I can see is Tina who hasn't taken her eyes off my for a split second. While Rosie is telling us what she thinks of Andy Warhol I look into Tina's eyes -- slowly she runs her tongue around her lips and half closes the lids in a languid gesture that goes straight to my groin. Oh sweet Lord -- another look at my watch -- 11:10.

I break eye contact and start another round of drawing the class out - at first this was hell on earth but as we've gone on I'm winning so many battles. We are all learning in this class - no one more than Ms Porter. I'm talking about famous album covers --still no where near Mondrian but that wouldn't be a first -- using Sgt Pepper as my main example. By luck I've got the CD in my bag so I move back to my desk to retrieve it - as I bent to search my bag I see Tina slowly uncrossing her legs - NO. She's doing a Sharon Stone. Except there is an audience of one -- me. I am going to make her pay and pay big for this . I look across and she smiles at me again and mouths

"I want you " -- 11:13am.

As the album goes round the class and I'm talking about influential artists in this area I take the opportunity to walk around the class following the CD to point who various people are. It gets me away from Tina who keeps her head front and centre and even starts chatting to Jackson who she's sitting beside and who has been studying a porn magazine for the last five minutes --

Jackson and I have had a few verbal battles that he's always lost -- which I suspect is just the kind of thing that gets him going.

Wonder if I can spend the rest of the lesson here ? Well its possible but that's retreating in the face of my opponent .

11: 17 -- I've just about controlled my hormones after the sight of her beautiful pussy so I move back to the front of the class - I really need my notes and - oh God -- I've got slides -- which means turning the lights off.

Into the breach Porter.

Soon I've showing some slides of Mondrian's abstract art and the class are making notes and throwing the odd comment. One slide gets a few of them commenting on the colours and the boldness of his approach. Which is the sort of thing that gets me dancing around the room when they've all gone -- cos they get it -- they get art like idiots like Helena never could.

I feel sensational -- I look at Tina - I want her to know what this means to me -- she smiles and puts her thumbs up at me. Maybe she's bored with the game and she'll just sit while the class continues ? 11:23

I leave the slide on the screen but turn a couple of the lights on and start on a Bette Porter talk that I have so wanted to give to these wonderful people. I start to talk about passion and art -- I want to tell them about artists who have died penniless , artists who have killed themselves - killed the people they love - no one moves or speaks -- Bette Porter is on fire .

I glance at Tina who is beaming with pride at me except she's got her hands in her lap under the table and slowly she starts slipping her finger up her skirt --- she purses her lips at me and closes her eyes slowly.

I stop talking and doubt if I will ever speak again -- the spell I have over the class is broken -- I get up and get a cup of water - and indicate by my gestures that teacher is just having throat trouble and not that she's the raving lunatic I'm actually acting like.

Drinking a second cup of water I look at my watch -- 11:30.

I sneak another look at Tina who is sitting watching me with the same fixed, keen gaze as before - I can't see what she's doing with her hands which is no bad thing.

I return to my desk and kick off a conversation about passion -- what do these people get passionate about ?

"Perhaps we'll start with our new class member -- no one
comes into my class without strong opinions Ms -- "

I make a huge display of picking up the sheet of paper with her name on

" Kennard . So what are you passionate about ? "


GET OUT OF THAT MISS KENNARD -- I give her my best teacher smile of encouragement. 11:32

She drops into her most pronounced Southern accent

"I'm passionate about my friends and my family and books and movies and cooking " she pauses and I'm about to move on but she adds " but I'm really passionate about sex "

Jackson almost drops his porn magazine -- I desperately want to laugh. No one in the class is exactly a virgin but all the same she's shocked a few of them. You are SO bad Tina.

"Well everyone's probably passionate about sex T..eh -- Tina -- I certainly am - Jackson -- what are your passions - which I guess include women's breasts given you've been looking at a porn magazine for 30 minutes " I make the joke and everyone laughs - Jackson gets the sort of abuse he deserves and it gets Tina off the hook .

"Well I'd say the thing I was most passionate about is Tina's passion for sex " he admits finally grinning at Tina who smiles back at him

And says just loud enough for him and me to hear " no chance "

"Thank you Jackson -- behave please -- at least in front of our newest class member - okay -- Fran - -what about you ?"


I keep that discussion going for a few minutes - I look at my notes and catch Tina's face again - she blows me a kiss . I move closer to her desk while still talking to the class and fielding remarks. She puts a folded piece of paper into my pocket as I pass. I know its not going to be a shopping list but I do want to read what level her game is now at - I glance at my watch 11:38. I move as far away from her as I can and remove the paper while trying to make it look dead casual.

"YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT - I WANT YOU AND I NEED YOU AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT "

One day -- in either this universe or the next I am going to get my revenge on sweet little Tina -- and it'll be good - it will have to be because she's making toast out of me here.

Its still 11:38 -- has my watch stopped ?

I bring the class back to Mondrian and abstract art in general -- I can feel the moisture inside me starting to soak into my pants - I want her so much - to taste her lips . It takes all of the famed Porter self control to bring myself back to what I'm being paid to do.

A few minutes ticks by with the class taking notes and me talking about what is going to be their assignment for the next couple of weeks. I move slowly back to the front of the class and pick up my notes. I cannot not look at her -- she's just so beautiful and hot.

I can see her nipples through her white shirt and they are very erect - I glance at Jackson who has also noticed that the new girl has nipples and is drooling at her. I know the feeling mate -- I know the feeling. She just looks at me and smiles -- 11:42.

I'm still talking about the assignment and what next term will bring if they sign up -- the more that do and the better my chances of getting them again and another couple of classes as well.

Tina starts to run her fingers through her hair - it looks to the casual observer like she's just a bit bored but Tina knows how sensual I find her hair -- because that's how she feel about my hair.

My iron will finally cracks beyond repair -- if she does that for more than 90 seconds I'm going to have an orgasm in front of my class without anyone touching me .

"Okay class - I think that's enough for today -- have a look at some album covers and next week we'll talk about why they draw you to them-- and don't forget to have a look at the assignment notes -- thank you "

Everyone gets up and there is the usual five minutes of mayhem -- I'm talking to three of the class about next term's courses and doing a sales pitch in favour of Bette Porter and I can see Jackson hitting on Tina. After a few minutes there's just Jackson, Tina and me. Given what she's put me through I could easily just walk out of the class right now and leave her to fight him off but she is my wife and I'm old fashioned.

"Jackson --- how am I going to get anyone to sign up for my classes if you latch onto them like an octopus in heat - and the next time you come into my class with a porn magazine I will tie you to the blackboard by your balls - do you follow me Jackson ?"



"Certainly do Ms Porter " he grins at me as if he would actually like nothing better than me torturing him.

"Get out "


"Yes Ms Porter " he grins at Tina " see ya tots "

I laugh and start collecting my stuff and putting them in my bag. Tina is still sitting in her seat watching me - I sit in the teachers chair and look across at her -- lets have a few more games.

"So Ms Kennard - how can I assist you ?" like off with all your clothes so I can screw you senseless

"Well I kinda have a pastoral problem " she's back into the Southern accent again .

"Which is ?"


"I've got a crush on one of my teachers " she gets up and moves nearer to me -- its only them I see that she's wearing high heels and with the short skirt all I can see are her amazingly long slim legs . I get up and move to the edge of the desk. We are standing only a few metres apart.

"Well that's perfectly natural Tina - you know that whoever the teacher is they could never have a relationship with you because it would be unethical "

She moves so we are standing so close you couldn't get a sheet of paper between our two hot bodies.

"But she's so beautiful "

I cannot keep this game up much longer - my throat goes dry again. One of us has to surrender - either she drops the act which is a moral victory for Porter or I concede that she is the mistress of game-playing. At one time I would never have done what I know I'm going to do but the one person who has seen me at my most vulnerable and still loves me deserves a partner who can give in from time to time.

I take a step back and drop to one knee.

" I surrender -- I surrender 100% to the most wonderful creature on this earth -- I love you so much Tina. "

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